wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize