just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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