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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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