Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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