i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Shame is for Republicans.
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