He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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