how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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