hotel room ftw
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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