a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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