Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?

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(831): View more from California

She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester

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(646): View more from New York

According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow

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(661): View more from California

I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.

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