he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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