hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Dignity is for republicans.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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