Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's never too late to be topless.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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