you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I would fuck him just for his dog
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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