We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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