So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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