and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He did a backflip because drugs
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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