I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Damn victory sex feels great
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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