Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He felt like a one man threesome
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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