do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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