Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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