that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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