A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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