is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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