We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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