i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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