i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He passed out mid-signature
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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