I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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