She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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