so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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