Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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