he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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