I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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