Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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