ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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