let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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