did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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