You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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