is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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