So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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