He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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