at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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