okay pat passed out under dana's car
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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