My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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