I think i sorta joined a cult last night
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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