There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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