it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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