Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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