There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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