Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
