wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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